5 ways of getting placed as 10 ways to be as java developer without knowing anything about development

1)if u hv time -take training from hyderabad ny gud crash course in ameerpet on sat & sun.

2)fill resume with words like jboss websphere weblogic rational rose design pattern and u dont need to know only dere version no nd 1 for each something

3)study mvc architecture nd say u had worked on struts spring and jsf nd also dere partner hibernate.

4)jboss drools can mkae u to US even.

5)in ur resume add lot of words to get easily in search on job portals.

6)put fake from any company from bangalore and show it .

7)while giving online test for companies always use screen capture recorder and record test so tat if you cant clear you can clear next time :)
8)when giving telephonic interview ask your friend who is really a developer to give interview in place of u.
9)!secret d interviewers r even nt good much technically thats why they take interview ,real coder hates taking interview if d company is very small no case works bcoz those companiess really works.

these all things work if you are exp...